I really really like this. This was an especially well thought out and mature piece of work, and for that I commend you.
Your narrator was excellent, he represented the mood exactly as you intended it to be.
Your animation and illustration was done brilliantly, in my opinion. This obviously wasn't you using animation as a way to improve your skills solely, this was you using animation to prove a point. There is something truly mature and admirable about that.
Your statements, however pretty general, are presented really well. There were so many small artistic touches you used to make the world seem dreary, the sound design, the lack of colour, the luminosity of the phones in contrast-- it just all seemed to work.
My favourite part of this was that subtle comparison you made between the two at the end between the junkie and the iPhone user. That subtley shows great respect for your audience, which is another reason I honestly think this is a profondly meaningful and mature animation.
I can tell you presented exactly as you intended, well done!

Great

I really admire what this animation stands for when it goes all out and does extremely well with such a simplistic art style. I really love the way it can be so simple and still deliver such a high quality performance on all grounds.

I didn't find the laughs to be in any way cheap, and the voice acting complimented everything so well, it was amazing. Seriously, I can't tell you how many different artists make great cartoons with just sort of standard amature voice acting quality. There's a few out there that just know what to say with just exceptional expression and dignity into the mic and you're one of them.

This is the first time I've seen anything like this cartoon with multiple skits rolling along on Newgrounds, and it was really great. The way that they both have such great personalities potrayed gave it another sense of realism and believability, and it wasn't just some dude telling jokes into a mic with animations (exaggeration, but hopefully you get my point).

I really think that this animation is really a great example of how someone can pull off such a great cartoon purely with the shiny quality of the jokes and the voice acting.

Really well done.

Pretty shiny

You definitely went to quite a bit of effort to fulfill all the elements required to make a sturdy game right there. I can tell that there was plenty of time and though put into it by putting effort into the little things like backdrops and humorously long haired "beach babes".
It seems like it's really hard to come up with original 2 dimensional side scroller-type games now days with the remaining areas that are untouched running out. You managed to find one of these, a simple concept with plenty of levels and a sort of competition that just makes you insult yourself if you can't manage to beat the normal version.
Which draws me to my next point. You've incorporated a non-frustrating control scheme into a humorously animated concept with non stop suspense in it, and the only way you can stack onto this club sandwich: is by adding replay value. Looking down on the previous comments it seems as if a vast majority of those who had begun to play this game had felt the urge to go for the total banana and go for each of the medals too. Whether it's just thousands of overly competitive people gathering coincidentally to play this one game and comment, or this game has done it's job in drawing others to beat themselves personally.

In my opinion, this game has definitely achieved it's goal and deserves to be recognized as such. Adding features like Lava Mode and Speedrun gave the game even MORE replay value, a feature that most console games lacks immensely. 10/10. Very good work!

Claps

Well, i'm not gonna download it; but you've done what most people want you too!

:D!!

Horay!!

Very well.

Your art is pieced together in a way unique to me, and I think that, although it is... different... The structure of the people you make is very comical, and it would be interesting to see how you go about drawing one of these from scratch. That being said, why don't you do that?
I'm not sure, all I know is that this must've taken a while, and that it is really well done.

She's all twisted up though, hard to tell what she might be feeling..

Well..

I went through a range of emotions viewing this.
It was confusion, surprise, disgust, and inquisitive.
Though the art is AMAZING, and TOTALLY PRO, and must've taken a FAIR WHILE to make.

It's still pretty screwed up.

O.O

Incredible art! Incredible!

But what the fuck?